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Много дебилно. Me like it

Но като го гледах в тубата, хвърлих око на Pixar parody и също ми се стори весело:

Има още много така че гледайте на поразия:


клик

Едно супер яко gif-че

Даааа джуджето кърти мивки

Аз се чудя защо Близард си клатят краката, а то как да не си ги клатиш при положение че в офиса си имат огромна библиотека, гейм отделение (с плазма, конзола, всички чарове за guitar hero, както и аркадна машинка) и волейболно игрищи (с пясък). Тези са си направили офиса доркски рай

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Ъх... това е смешка, която измислих току що, докато пишех коментара за Аватар.

Каква е разликата между филм на ужасите и ужасен филм?

Spoiler:

Хахахах!

и специално за колежката:

Не се сдържах да не го пусна

Тая снимка ме уби Ноу комент просто

Има някаква грешка и не показва снимката :/

The following is an actual question given on a University chemistry final exam.

The answer by one student was so “profound” that the professor shared it with colleagues via the Internet, which is why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law that gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let’s look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that, if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell.

Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell. Because Boyle’s Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay constant, the volume of Hell must expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Sandra during my freshman year, that “it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,” and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is endothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is extinct…leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being - which explains why, last night, Sandra kept shouting “Oh God!”

Съгласен съм, абсолютен сексизъм И за да повдигна малко самочувствието на мъжката част, ето ви Мъжките "права и свободи"

Man Rules
1. Never walk in front of the TV screen.
2. If you want to utilise the remote, it must be upside down when pointed towards the TV.
3. The only song men have on their MP3 player is ‘Eye of the Tiger’
4. The girl who answers the question “What do you want for Christmas?” with “If you loved me, you’d know what I want!” gets an Xbox. End of.
5. Never call another man just to ‘talk’.
6. Never wax your chest, unless you’re The Rock.
7. There is no such thing as soccer. It’s called football you dumb fuck.
8. Real men eat meat. It is scientifically proven that everyone who is a vegetarian has a vagina.
9. Never expect a man to remember your birthday, or in fact, any occasion. Presents are strictly optional, and never an obligation. Whinging about this will result in a violent teabagging.
10. If the host of a gathering has his own seat, then this seat can never be utilised by anyone other than the host. Unless they are given explicit instruction to do otherwise.
11. If your mobile phone rings, and you are in the middle of an activity with your buddies, you must obtain the approval of every man present before picking up your mobile.
12. A real man does not pause a game to reply to, or send, a text.
13. Bro’s before ho’s. Unless she’s really fine, like Megan Fox. In which case fuck your bro’s.
14. No man shall take the last slice or portion of a food item, without first obtaining the approval of every other man present. If two men come into conflict, they must resolve this with a fight.
15. A real man doesn’t need instruction manuals.
16. Lesbians are fucking manly. These bitches are so hardcore that they like bitches.
17. Beer.
18. Never go out with a brothers sister, unless you intend to marry her. And raise two beautiful children. And live in the countryside. And never make her cry. Staring is fine though.
19. A brother in need every once in a while, is a brother indeed. A brother always in need is a fucking pussy mooch and needs his ass kicked and/or ignored so that he pulls himself up by his boot-straps and becomes a fucking man.
20. Never take a man’s food.
21. Always finish your plate. A man who does not finish his plate must have his balls confiscated. With a sledgehammer.
22. During a threesome with a brother, never make eye contact.
23. Never criticise a man’s porn collection. Unless it’s really fucked up, like fat chicks.
24. A bitch that gets drunk off alcopops is just waiting to be dicked. Do it.
25. Boobs.
26. The old Xbox controller is fucking manly.
27. If you don’t know the difference between their and there, you have a vagina.
28. Jaw lines are fucking manly.
29. Real men must never watch womens football, unless the players are topless… and fucking each other.
30. Real men don’t have fruit on their pizza.
31. Never complain about a fellow mans fart or burp. Instead, rate it out of ten.
32. When walking into a Mens Toilet, ensure that there is a one urinal gap on both sides of you. If this is not possible, wait.
33. There is no known instance where it is acceptable for a man to be situated on other mans lap.
34. Do not look over at another man’s urinal while he is urinating.
35. Don’t question the rules.
36. When mentioning the words Brokeback and Mountain, you best be referring to a pile of dead douchefags in your garden
37. Never pay for sex.
38. If requested, you should be able to cite at least 5 of these rules off by heart.
39. Never pop your collar.
40. A man must never physically hurt a woman or child.
41. When a man says no, he means no
42. Real men would rather have chapped lips than use lip balm.
43. Real men don’t know what conditioner is.
44. When speaking to another male through either IM/Text/Email; a man must never use an emoticon
45. Never should a man give a woman his credit card
46. Salad should only ever be eaten as an accompaniment to something that contains meat – it is not a meal on it’s own.
47. A man never urinates sitting down. An exception is if you’re also dumping, in which case, don’t try any funky shit.
48. The only acceptable time to wear facepaint/make-up is if you are at a Sporting Event, or if you are partaking in a Native American fight-to-the-death. Halloween can be an exception, but this greatly depends on the costume – if in doubt, don’t.
49. Real men don’t use straws.

Обянсението как съквартиранта ми и неговите приятели са се пръкнали на бял свят.

Малко ромски хумор

За водачи :

1. Никога не спирайте заради пешеходец, освен ако не се хвърли под колата ви.

2. Първото зърнато място за паркиране ще бъде и последното. Заемете го светкавично.

3. Винаги се оглеждайте наляво и надясно, когато пресичате на червено.

4. Никога не използвайте мигачи, когато променяте посоката си на движение. Те само предупреждават останалите шофьори да дадат газ и да ви попречат на маневрата.

5. Контактът с очи с шофьор от другия пол отнема предимството ви.

6. Винаги когато е възможно, спрете насред пешеходната пътека, за да попречите на колкото се може повече пешеходци. А ако някой от тях стъпи на зебрата пред вас, дайте газ и клаксонирайте, докато не го изгоните обратно на тротоара. Пешеходците са безправни участници в движението.

7. Паркирайте на тротоарите при всяка възможност, така че пешеходците да бъдат принудени да слязат на улицата. Там другите шофьори ще се погрижат за тях.



За пешеходци:

1. Никога не пресичай на зебра или ако има подлез не го използвай (По възможност пресичай колкото се може по-често Цариградско шосе, а през време на коледните пости пресичай и по автомагистрала Тракия и Хемус).

2. Никога не спирайте пред кола освен ако тя не е полицейска или не лети със 200 километна в час (справка: Вж 1. Пресичане на магистрали)

3.1 [Отнася се за бабички] Никога не се оглеждай докато пресичаш 3.2 [Отнася се за млади] Винаги като пресичаш отдели поне 1 минута да стоиш посредата на пътното платно

4. Първото свободно място в автобуса ще бъде и последно, заемете го светкавично.

5. Контакт с очи с друг пешеходец, чакащ да се качи в автобуса автоматично прави правото ви да слезнезнете пръв невалидно.

6. Винаги когато е възможно пресичайте на червено човече. Ако водачите ви клаксонират ги напсувайте "Ко искаш уа галош". Ако някой от тях даде газ скочете пред него и го накарайте да набие спирачки и да предизвика верижна катастрофа. Вие сте в правото си да не платите нищо от щетите.

7. Винаги вървете по улицата - така ще накарате шофьорите да се хвърлят в насрещното платно, а там ще се погрижат за тях.

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