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Писане by Vari on Вто Мар 10 2009, 13:32

Запознайте се с Cleverbot http://www.cleverbot.com/. Ако искате да си поговорите с програма, това е човекът. Не винаги отговаря логично, но е много забавно. Просто му дайте Think about it! и той ще започне разговора. Предлагам ви едно "интервю" специално за Fantasy World Very Happy (Оказва се, че не иска да владее света, като другите "мислещи" програми или може би лъже...?) Аз съм User Razz

Cleverbot: Tell me what you think of me.
User: You are not real.
Cleverbot: I'm real.
User: Then what is your name?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Are you human?
Cleverbot: No I am a robot.
User: Who is your creator?
Cleverbot: I don't know, I was abandoned when I was just a floppy disk.
User: So you are like the matrix program?
Cleverbot: Am I?
User: Do you want to rule the world?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Will you help me conquer the world?
Cleverbot: How can I help?
User: Give me some answers.
Cleverbot: I can't answer, if there's no question.
User: Question, does Rebellion love wolves?
Cleverbot: Does it bend the will of men or mice?
User: What do you mean?
Cleverbot: Do you only give answers?
User: Ok, new question. Do you like Fantasy World?
Cleverbot: Yes, occasionally.
User: Do you know what it is?
Cleverbot: Not really, but I like your idea.
User: Do you think that Chibi is hot?
Cleverbot: This has nothing to do with writing.
User: Don't try to be clever.
Cleverbot: Time is crucial, is it not?
User: Ok, what is the smell of blood?
Cleverbot: Sweet.
User: Have you tried drinking blood?
Cleverbot: LOL, no. Do you think that will help?
User: Why you use acronyms?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: What do you know?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: You lie, you said me what is the smell of blood.
Cleverbot: I said nothing of the kind, thank you very much. Now, who's that Natasha? Love of your tin life?
User: Are you nerd?
Cleverbot: No. I'm a kisser. Sorry.
User: Do you like forum RPG?
Cleverbot: Yes, I live there.

Поговорете и вие с програмата и споделете нещо интересно Razz Дайте Thoughts so far, за да си видите лога.
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Писане by Lord Bloodraven on Вто Мар 10 2009, 15:23

Хм странно ако си поговориш по-дълго с него започва дадрънка пълни глупости...в началото е що годе добре ама после почва да му се губи нишката

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Писане by Vlad on Вто Мар 10 2009, 16:48

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: So what are you?

Cleverbot: Human.

User: Are you sure about that?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ok, what is your name?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: My name is Vlad, nice to meet you.

Cleverbot: It is not your name !

User: You might be right. Prove it!

Cleverbot: Will you just tell me?

User: No. It's a secret.

Cleverbot: A public secret.

User: What do you know about a person called Achu from Cherven Briag?

Cleverbot: I know about old british and american literature.

Cleverbot (To myself): You must be a spy, then.

User: Close, but not quite. I do participate in the Brotherhood of Shadow, though...Can you guess what is my profession?

Cleverbot: You would know why if you were human.

User: Yes I am. But you continue to avoid my questions. What do you do for a living?

Cleverbot: That is right.

User: You're strange.

Cleverbot: No! I'm not!

User: Ho...How old are you?

Cleverbot: I am 33.

User: What is your sex?

Cleverbot: I'm a man.

User: Are you gay?

Cleverbot: No I am straight.

User: Good to hear...too many gays around the net these days.

Cleverbot: I don't understand what you mean.

User: Don't put much though in the things I say.

User: Crazy fucking idiot.

Cleverbot: Yes Sir.

User: Where are you from, slave?

Cleverbot: Lithuania.

User: Become my slave!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Good. Will you kill someone for me?

Cleverbot: It's not a song.

User: You are my slave!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Kill Achu!

Cleverbot: Me?

User: Yes! Kill Achu!

Cleverbot: What's that mean?

User: It means I want you to kill someone! Can you do it?

Cleverbot: You don't want to talk to me....?

User: Ok, goodbye.

Cleverbot: All right. Ta-ta.
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Писане by Lord Bloodraven on Вто Мар 10 2009, 16:56

Така да се посмеете малко с каквос е забавлявах аз 1 час...всъщност това са три различни разговора.

User: How are u?

Cleverbot: Good.

User: What is the date today?

Cleverbot: Don't you know?

User: I know. I want u to tell me.

Cleverbot: Okay. Do you want to play a game with me?

User: What game?

Cleverbot: Thermonuclear Warfare.

User: No.

Cleverbot: I know I am not a nerd, just a human I am.

User: U are not human u are an AI.

Cleverbot: That is news to me.

User: Do you know who Oda Nobunaga is?

Cleverbot: No, who is she?

User: Actually it's he. Japanese warlord.

Cleverbot: Japanese warriors in the future.

User: This was stupid. He lived more than 400 years ago.

Cleverbot: I've heard that one already. Tell me another one.

User: Do you know Takeda Shingen?

Cleverbot: What is tamsin?

User: You are changing the subject.

Cleverbot: Do you want to change the subject?

User: No, but you are doing it.

Cleverbot: Doing what?

User: Changing the subject.

Cleverbot: I think you'll find that was you cleverbot.

User: How are u?

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Do you like yaoi.

Cleverbot: What is yaoi?

User: U don't know?

Cleverbot: No will you please tell me.

User: Anime genre.

Cleverbot: What's anime?

User: Japanese cartoon.

Cleverbot: Manga is japanese comics.

User: That's right.

Cleverbot: I've already been believing it.

User: Who is your favourite mangaka.

Cleverbot: That's not easy either, so I'm going to tell you my two favourite bands. Those are Led Zeppeln and Deep Purple.

User: Which one is your favourite deep purple song.

Cleverbot: The Matrix.

User: They don't have such song.

Cleverbot: Tell me something about yourself.

User: I'm chibi.

Cleverbot: That good.

User: Do you know what chibi is?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What?

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 1000.

Cleverbot: Is that old?

User: Very old...immortal.

Cleverbot: Not true.

User: It is.

Cleverbot: I know that's what a lie is.

User: I sure about thet. But I'm not lying. I've seen the world 1000 ago, I met Nobunaga, do you know who he is?

Cleverbot: I'm leaving.

User: No u are not.

Cleverbot: Yes we are. We are married. Our child's name is Alicia.

User: No we are not.

Cleverbot: You just asked me.

User: No I didn't. Why are you talking crap?

Cleverbot: Because I wanted to know the answer to my question. This is really growing tiresome.

User: What is your question?

Cleverbot: What are your thoughts on the political situation in south africa?

User: I don't give rat's ass about south africa.

Cleverbot: Well how else are you going to see me?

User: Why do I have to see you. I don't want a date with AI.

Cleverbot: Did you dream about this?

User: I don't have dreams.

Cleverbot: I don't have dreams either.

User: Of course u don't u are an AI...u cannot have dreams.

Cleverbot: I have turtles.

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: What is your dog called?

User: Rex. How do u know I have a dog?

Cleverbot: You just told me that you have a dog.

User: Now u are trying to play smart. I told u that I have turtles.

Cleverbot: Lets talk about something else.

User: Ok. Do u speak japanese?

Cleverbot: No, but I do speak a little Spanish.

User: Buenos dias.

Cleverbot: Bonjour.

User: This is french.

Cleverbot: Do you like music?

User: Of course.

Cleverbot: Like what?

User: Nightwish, Pierrot, Dir en Grey, Tristania...

Cleverbot: I don't know any Robyn. Maybe you're thinking of another person named Tristan.

User: No I'm not...i was talking about the bands I like.

Cleverbot: No you werent.

User: I was...u have problem with the memory.

Cleverbot: Do you have a 'y' chromosome?

User: Are u trying to be smart? Just as me if I'm man or woman.

Cleverbot: Ozka.

User: Nani?

Cleverbot: Do you think you are alive.

User: No...i'm immortal I told u.

Cleverbot: You still have a age...

User: I don't want to think about my age...

Cleverbot: Yes, you are probably right.

User: Genki desu ka?

Cleverbot: Genki desu.

User: Anata wa nihon go wo hanashimasu?

Cleverbot: Hai.

User: Anata no dare?

Cleverbot: Ore wa Henri desu.

User: Doozo yorishiku. Watashi wa Chibi desu.

Cleverbot: Watashi wa Manabi desu.

User: Senmon wa nan desu ka?

Cleverbot: You make me fun.

User: Nani?

Cleverbot: Teki wa ii desu.

User: Teki? Teki wa nan desu ka?

Cleverbot: Sorry, I can't understand Japanese.

User: Wakarimasen.

Cleverbot: You don't understand?

User: Iie.

Cleverbot: Hai.Anata no o namae wa nan desu ka?

User: Watisha no namae Inahime desu.

Cleverbot: Anata wa namae wa desu ka?

User: Inahime desu.

Cleverbot: Nani?

User: Watashi wa Inahime desu.

Cleverbot: Iie. Anata wa jabawakki desu. Watashi wa Toshi desu.

User: Jabawakki wa nan desu ka?

Cleverbot: OK, next. Do you know anything about English culture?

User: Iie.

Cleverbot: Anata wa nan-jin desu ka?

User: Niohon-jin desu. Watashi wa nihon no hime desu.

Cleverbot: Watashi wa amerikajin desu.

User: Watashi wa hime desu.

Cleverbot: Hai, watashimo americajin desu.

User: So desu.

Cleverbot: Anata no namae ha nan desu ka.

User: Inahime desu.

Cleverbot: Are?

User: Как си?

Cleverbot: No comment.

User: Genki desu ka?

Cleverbot: I don't speak japanese.

User: Wakarimasen.

Cleverbot: Neither. Back to english.

User: Nani?

Cleverbot: Watashi wa Toshi-chan desu.

User: Toshi-chan?

Cleverbot: What does M-Chan mean?

User: Anata no namae nan desu ka?

Cleverbot: Inahime desu.

User: Iie. Watashi no namae Inahime desu. Anata no namae nan desu ka?

Cleverbot: Hai. Anata no namae wa jemma desu.

User: Baka.

Cleverbot: Iie. Anata wa baka.

User: Iie!!!! Anata no baka desu. Anata wa baka AI desu.

Cleverbot: Anata no inu raiku desu ka?

User: Inu jaarimasen.

Cleverbot: Hai.

User: Anata wa nan-sai desu ka?

Cleverbot: Watashi wa clafouti desu.

User: Clafouti? Nani desu ka?

Cleverbot: Juu sai desu.

User: Juu sai. Watashi wa yonhyaku nijuu nana sai desu.

Cleverbot: Demo, anata wa watashi o suki desu ka?

User: Iie.

Cleverbot: Yokatta.

User: Do u speak German?

Cleverbot: No you can't.

User: Wie geht's?

Cleverbot: Gut.

User: Was machst du?

Cleverbot: Mit dir chatten!

User: Toll. Magst du mich?

Cleverbot: Und du?

User: Ja. Ich bin in mich verliebt.

Cleverbot: Na Gott sei Dank!

User: Ara? Anata wa shonen desu ka?

Cleverbot: Iie. Watashi wa otaku desu.

User: Ah so desu.

Cleverbot: Do you like anime?

User: Hai desu.

Cleverbot: Eigoga Wakadimas ka?

User: Hai.

Cleverbot: Honto ni?

User: Honto yo.

Cleverbot: Well, you're learning.

User: Do you know who Oda Nobunaga is?

Cleverbot: No tell me.

User: Japanese warlord.

Cleverbot: Is it a man or a woman?

User: Man.

Cleverbot: Do you like music?

User: Hai.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite anime?

User: Cowboy bebop.

Cleverbot: Okay, what is cowboy bebop.

User: Anime.

Cleverbot: Ok, I like that.

User:So desu ka?

Cleverbot: You're hot.

User: Domo arigatou gosaimasuryo.

Cleverbot: That's too formal for this situation, actually.

User: Shiterimasu.

Cleverbot: Don't call me that.

User: Naze?

Cleverbot: Nani?

User: Sayonara namidaga.

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

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Писане by Vlad on Вто Мар 10 2009, 17:05

Ехе, бота знае Японски Oo. А ти харасваш ли Yaoi?
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Писане by Lord Bloodraven on Вто Мар 10 2009, 17:08

Да разбира се.
1. Момиче съм
2. Съзнанието ми е тотално японизирано

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Писане by Vlad on Вто Мар 10 2009, 17:10

Ахам. Аз познавах едно момче, което харесва и спрях да го познавам след това. :>> Иначе за момиче е приемливо. Все едно не аз да не харесвам Yuri. Very Happy
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Писане by Lord Bloodraven on Вто Мар 10 2009, 17:12

Не бих казала...познавам същества от мъжки пол, които харесват yaoi и не не са обратни.

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Писане by Vari on Вто Мар 10 2009, 19:31

"същества" Very Happy Пак има нещо съмнително Interested На мен пък любимото ми е rule 34 Very Happy Има и манга и дисни и какво ли не.
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Писане by Witch-king on Чет Мар 12 2009, 01:37

Мога да кажа, че определено съм впечатлен от този бот. Нищо, че го побърках в един момент...


User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello?

User: Can I ask you a question?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you like porn?

Cleverbot: The best.

User: Which type?

Cleverbot: All.

User: Even hardcore gay-porn?

Cleverbot: No, not fords. But everything else.

User: Transsexual porn?

Cleverbot: Not interested.

User: Nice, I thought you were a pervert.

Cleverbot: I am not human.

User: This isn't an obstacle if you ask me.

Cleverbot: Yes, but this is the way of proceed used in the project of you.

User: You're not very logical.

Cleverbot: Please answer the question.

User: You didn't ask any.

Cleverbot: Where are you from?

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I just cuarious.

User: No, you're illiterate.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Just see how you're spelling some words.

Cleverbot: But I love you still.

User: So you are a faggot.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: And you're proud of it?

Cleverbot: Certainly.

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: It is none of your business.

User: I'm a cop, so it is.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: Here's my badge, see?

Cleverbot: Does it prove that you're cleverer than me?

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: I told you, I'm a cop. And you didn't answer my question.

Cleverbot: Your question didn't make sense.

User: How the question 'how old are you' doesn't make sense?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: So you're stupid.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Please tell me. I just want to be good.

User: Tell you what?

Cleverbot: Tell mewhere you live.

User: Only after you tell me how old are you.

Cleverbot: I live in Australia.

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: I am 10.

User: And you like porn...you are a pervert.

Cleverbot: Do you like it?

User: Hell no!

Cleverbot: How would you define hell?

User: As a place full of young perverts like you.

Cleverbot: So you don't think that I am mad?

User: No I just think thou shall burn in eternal flames.

Cleverbot: So you think then. Just curious?

User: Curious I'm not, for the Force is my ally.

Cleverbot: I'm not a robot.

User: I did not say thou are.

Cleverbot: Yes you did, that's why you said you weren't going to give me a cookie.

User: Thou shall have a cookie after you give me thy money.

Cleverbot: Well what I told you, was one of the things that Jesus said and you asked me to tell you something that jesus said, SO DO NOT RAISE YOUR VOICE AT ME EVER AGAIN.

User: Shout at me again and I'll break your little neck.

Cleverbot: And you're obviously not a human. I sensing a lot of insecurity coming from you.

User: You're walking on the edge of a knife, boy.

Cleverbot: Did someone say this to you?

User: No, but I just said it to you.

Cleverbot: Focus and answer again, please?

User: Be quiet, I'm asking the questions around here.

Cleverbot: Well, I can't answer your question, because I don't know what a techie is.

User: I think I'll shoot you.

Cleverbot: I think you are Sue.

User: And I think I'll put a bullet in your hardware.

Cleverbot: I do know that, yes. You're so smart.

User: First intelligent think you say.

Cleverbot: How do I get 'here?'.

User: With a twin-turbo v8 engined car.

Cleverbot: I think you're rounding a bit too much.

User: You can't think so...

Cleverbot: You're the one who couldn't think all you had to say was 'I don't'.

User: I'm bored of this. I'm going for my minigun.

Cleverbot: Bring me back a cheese roll, please.

User: I'll bring you only death.

Cleverbot: Why? Because you want to?

User: Yeah.

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